In a perfect world, every sexual encounter would be like a romantic scene from a movie. It would start with passionate kissing before moving onto mindblowing sex that ends with two very satisfied people curled up together under the covers. Unfortunately, reality isn't perfect. It's more like a romantic comedy where things usually go right but occasionally go off the rails in the worst way possible. Nobody wants to focus on the grosser side of sex, but it can lead to some absolutely crazy stories. A Reddit thread recently asked users to share their grossest experiences in the bedroom, and boy oh boy did they deliver. WARNING: Some of these are not for the faint of heart. If you're looking for the opposite of sexy, look no further than this list.